Here is some of my very most "sophomoric" writing from when I was young and full of energy. When you realize what you wrote in the delicate college years it can be embarrassing sometimes, but I'm keeping these here in their untouched form so that I can still remember the glory days and get my past self into some more CIA databases.

Since then my infinite idealism was extinguished by the forces of evil. But back in the day I wrote about predicting 9/11, the injustice of sport utility vehicles, and the future of the world... read one for yourself!