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Official Board of Haters

This website couldn't have been made without the great people who hated on it and said that I'd never finish it ever. Not only do they get to be on the Board of Haters but they also get a special hater poem:

Do me a favor, and
Recognize that you're a hater:
You couldn't see me if I was your neighbor.

Tim

Tim sometimes tells me that I work like a chicken running around with its head cut off. He prefers a more nuanced approach where months of consideration are taken before action. Personally, I think his website runs like a chicken with its legs cut off because after all this time of programming and programming he still doesn't have one!

Scott

Scott thinks that all web development should be outsourced to others, and he probably hasn't programmed a line of his own code in years. Naturally, no website completed from him either as of yet. This doesn't stop him however from trying to constantly hack into my database and rewrite peoples' entries. A definite hater of this website!

Rich

Rich is the ultimate at psychological battles and he loved to make fun of my website projects since they began in the '90s. He actually has a pretty good website now, and his motivations over the years probably are much of the reason I managed to finish this infrastructure, so thanks Rich!

Erich

Erich likes to break into my apartment and steal things and also make fun of my website when I tell him I'm about to launch it. He spends most of his time talking about how great his new Macintosh computer is and then not using it for anything. Too bad that Mac doesn't support the software for getting off your ass instead of hating!

Ned

Ned is perhaps the funniest person to put on the Board of Haters, because he himself has written dozens of websites, bought the domains, and then never launched them out of perfectionism! And then he calls me a perfectionist! Because of all of this, this term Ned won Chairman-Elect of the Board of Haters by a landslide. Some thought that he stacked the ballot-box, but no, he won entirely through an aggressive campaign!

Babar

Everyone thinks Babar is so cool, because of his crown and his awesome suit. I think he's pretty cool but he's pretty high on himself.
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