or other forms of centralized power throw at us. To cope with various threats posed
by technology and hysteria, we have implemented the following measures:
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Canopeners: in case of emergencies, we will have a canopener on site |
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Resident Scientist: To inform us on the proper course of action in the case of a threat from science (or a commercial product that originated from science) we will have this scientist on hand to tell us what to do. |
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Mr. Belvedere: We will also have Mr. Belvedere in a basement closet, to use as a last resort. |
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Rudy: Rudy from The Cosby Show will be on call with us. She will be utilized for cases involving attack from aliens or crazed villagepeople. |
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Spacesuits: Obviously we will have spacesuits and spaceships for all. |