Time Table

9:00
10:01
11:00
11:30
11:59
12:00
12:01
12:02
2:00
2:30
2:45
3:00
4:00
5:00
6:00
9:00

7:00

Begin Arriving
Hedonistic Foolery Breaks Loose
In the Hot Tub - Hot Tub's Hot!
Distribute Champagne in Preparation...
Get Philosophical
Enter Millenium Together
Briefly Mumble Resolutions
Hedonistic Foolery Resumes
Feel Confined, Build Snowmen
Stockpile All Remaining Food
Hedonistic Foolery Cont.
Attempt to Storm Wegmans as a Panicked Mass
Mad Love All Around
Find God
Decide God and Party are Part of the Same Hallucination
Breakfast, Figure out What Happened

Commemorative Dinner for Survivors